“Demetri Martin”:http://www.demetrimartin.com/ sings, “I’ve got 9000 friends on myspace.

Ahhhh…myspace…I’m sorry, but I just can’t like it. I’m on it, but I joined back when I had something lodged into my brain that impaired my comprehension. I think it was called a tumor. Yesss. Tumor. The tumor made me do it.

[I don’t mean to offend people with brain tumors.]

[…Also, Demetri Martin is VERY AWESOME.]

As for the whole “making friends online is bad for humans” (or something like that; a few tumor remnants still remain), I highly disagree. However, I really don’t like it when _random_ people friend me on myspace or facebook. I mean, “friend” me, considering I have no idea who the hell these people are. A little note of explanation helps ease the “you’re kind of creeping me out” factor.